tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-131937852011-04-21T18:03:56.535-07:00Der world's most xiaxue blogAh Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1126111014055798362005-09-07T09:36:00.000-07:002005-09-07T09:36:54.060-07:00If you wanting to see how big my cock is, click <a href="http://www.mediareactor.com/gallery/rooster.jpg">here</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-112611101405579836?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1125325163372838582005-08-29T07:01:00.000-07:002005-08-29T07:19:53.946-07:00Before I start writing dis shits, I want to telling you I famous oredi. Dat gay feller, Eyeris, he making own <a href="http://bumi-tengah.blogspot.com/">Lords Of The Ring</a> versions. Now he making me famous. I got as charactarer in his version, naming Kaullum!<br /><br />Best or not? Si beh ho liao!<br /><br />Anyways, I wanting to telling you all about last time got happen one funny things. Last time when I working in old office, got one ger quite chun wan lah. Dis ger I wanting to play-play with her.<br /><br />After long time I try to throw line, one day she asking me: "Ah Kau, I looking at you long time oredi. I thinks you special guy. Very special."<br /><br />I oso damn syiok liao lor. I thoughts can play-play with her oredi.<br /><br />Anden, she saying: "I thinks you very confident guy, so I want to invite you to doing something special with me."<br /><br />Wah, by den, I damn stand oredi wor!<br /><br />Anden she inviting me to her house der next night. She saying she got something she wanting to show me, and I sure interested wan.<br /><br />So next night, I going to her house lor. Her whole family go out, and leaving us alone. She come sit near-near me on der couch. Wah, I almost beh tahan! Damn stand, damn syiok!<br /><br />We chit-chat lor. Den I waiting to make my "special move". Suddenly got doorbell ring. POTONG STIM!<br /><br />Den lot of people coming into der house. I oso not understand.<br /><br />Suddenly one guy pulling out a white board, anden he writing on white board with markers pen.<br /><br />Akcheli ah, dat ger wanting me to join multi levels marketing!<br /><br />Haiya, potong stim anden balls oso drop! Lanciau!!!<br /><br />After dat, go home, din get to hamsab, din get anyting. Just going home empty hands.<br /><br />Damn tu lan!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-112532516337283858?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1124469289511676362005-08-19T09:29:00.000-07:002005-08-19T09:34:49.513-07:00I am hating der spambots very much! Dey all damn cibai wan. Comes to people's blog and buat lanciau!<br /><br />Now I got put der word verylification thing. So the cibaibots cannot come and kacau my blog.<br /><br />So sorry to my readers. Now you must taking extra step to commenting on my blogs. At least you happy, I happy lor hor? Der spambots not happy, tiu dem lah!<br /><br />Today I got reading in paper, got one ang moh kui, he sell few million email address to spammers. Now he got arrest by police. Good lah! Tiu him! Si ang moh kui, jia bah siu eng, boh gang chor! Kanneh!<br /><br />I hope he dropping soap in the bathroom in jail!<br /><br />Si ang moh kui, make people life difficult only.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-112446928951167636?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1124123042576542092005-08-15T09:18:00.000-07:002005-08-15T09:24:02.586-07:00By popular demands.<br /><br />I oso dono got people like to reading my blog. I no come here long time, but I click-click my IP Stat and got see many people coming in to my blog. I so terharu!<br /><br />I so busy with work, until got no time to blogging. Now I say die three times oso must come back and blogging. Kiasu mah. Xiaxue samor.<br /><br />Today I got reading in newspaper, Ayah Pin he got do like the movie Face/Off. He tukar his face oredi. I oso cannot believing lah. Damn blardi scary.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-112412304257654209?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1120143257702658262005-06-30T07:51:00.000-07:002005-06-30T07:54:17.706-07:00Tenkiu tenkiu! Kam siah, kam siah!!!<br /><br />Real views today: 35<br />Reloads today: 16<br /><br /><br />I think Chowyunfatsbrother is very the jealous.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-112014325770265826?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1119892279822134632005-06-27T10:09:00.000-07:002005-06-27T10:11:19.830-07:00Wah lau eh! Got one day, I checking my IPStats. It saying:<br /><br />Real views today: 3<br />Reloads today: 0<br /><br /><br />Why I wasting times write this blog? Nobody loving me!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-111989227982213463?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1119281022852419122005-06-20T08:10:00.000-07:002005-06-20T08:29:39.463-07:001. Why your name so stupid?<br />My name not stupid, You is stupid. I not stupid. Don't asking stupid question.<br /><br />2. Why your English so bad wan?<br />I writing better than your mudder lah. So shuddup.<br /><br />3. What is your job?<br />Why you care? I feed your children ah? I sleeps your wife ah?<br /><br />4. Eh, why you always so rude wan?<br />Where got rude? I telling der truth lah. Better I pangsai on your head than I pangsai in your mouth, right? Cheebai!<br /><br />5. See? You are so rude! Why you always use bad word wan?<br />Bads word nice wat. Why you don't like ah? Your mudder never teach you ah?<br /><br />6. Stop talking about my mother! And my wife!<br />Your mudder's smelly cheebai lah!<br /><br />7. Shuddup! I kill you, you bastard guy!<br />You shuddup lah, mudderfuck guy!<br /><br />8. Tiuniaseng! You shuddup!<br />Ah! You oso using bads word wat!<br /><br />9. You shuddup! I stab you with my car!<br />I kick your lanpah! Make you cannot having childrens. Then I fuck your wife!<br /><br />10. Bastard guy! I KILL YOU!!!<br />I kill you first, mudderfuck guy!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-111928102285241912?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1118580508037659332005-06-12T05:37:00.000-07:002005-06-12T05:48:28.040-07:00Last night, I shopping with my friend The Visitor in Time Square.<br /><br />Der shopping mall damn xiao, cos damn big. Walk walk one week oso cannot finish. But big oso problem lah. Want to finding things oso damn cham. Si beh cham.<br /><br />Me and Visitor walk walk until balls oso drop. He hungry so we finding shop to eat. But cannot find. So we looking for directorary. Look look oso cannot find. Then last last we finding one directorary in one corner. Foods court on 10 floor! Cheebai! Balls oredi drop, now cock oso drop!<br /><br />Why people making shopping mall bigger and bigger leh? Mids Valley oso damn big. KLCC oso damn big. But house getting smaller.<br /><br />Next time dey make shopping mall size of small country.<br /><br />I miss der last time emporium. Emporium best!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-111858050803765933?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1117996838795799512005-06-05T11:35:00.000-07:002005-06-05T11:40:38.800-07:00I got this meme from Eyeris (I thinks he gay). But I so sick dis weekend, I no time to doing the meme. I oso no mood.<br /><br />But dono why I can still feeling horny.<br /><br />I wakes up early morning and der little brudder he saying hi to me.<br /><br />Why when sick we all no mood for working, no mood for talking cock, no mood for eating, no mood for kicking cat, but still got mood for hamsab.<br /><br />I oso dono why.<br /><br />Watudu?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-111799683879579951?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1117434405872472922005-05-29T23:24:00.000-07:002005-05-29T23:31:08.243-07:00My tummy pain few days oredi. Doctor say gastric.<br /><br />Fuck, I think got alien inside.<br /><br />Moral of story: You must closing mouth when sleeps at night. Or else spider-type alien come and fuck your face.<br /><br />The cheebai alien no wearing condom, so you gets pregnant.<br /><br />Like me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-111743440587247292?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1117274024657964622005-05-28T02:34:00.000-07:002005-05-28T02:53:44.660-07:00I dono what to write. My life so boring wan.<br /><br />Last night I kick the cat. It was my neighbour cat. My neighbour damn angry. But watudu?<br /><br />The cat shit all over my garden. How he feel if I go and pangsai in his garden? He think my house is giant jamban ah?<br /><br />He shout shout samor. I think he think the cat is his wife. Bloody fucker! Actually I don't mind kick his wife oso.<br /><br />He shout shout until all the neighbour come out and see.<br /><br />I so angry, I kick him.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-111727402465796462?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13193785.post-1117123148540422442005-05-26T08:57:00.000-07:002005-05-26T08:59:08.546-07:00This blog damn xiaxue wan.<br /><br />Xiaxue dats mean tak tau malu.<br /><br />I like dat wan lor. Watudu?<br /><br />I no blame fudder, no blame mudder. I just born like dat.<br /><br />Watudu?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13193785-111712314854042244?l=fulat.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ah Kauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14843359793632932340noreply@blogger.com8